Augnilsvrei (a translator for broken english)

English but everything's pronounced weird and it's not French

idk what this even is I'm bored and wanted to make a translator that makes no sense at all
plurals add a "in" to the end of the noun
vowel pronunciation (all short): A as in cat E as in bet I as in kid O as in hot U as in sun ex. zpeik'lim=zuh-peh-ihk-'lihm the short way to do this is to pronounce aeiou as if they were in spanish (el mono silabo)
special cases:
pronounce euh as the e in the english alphabet and then uh like when you're presenting something and forget all the things you wanted to say
"ei" becomes the long A sound (bAby)
"thil'eo" pronounce with a long o at the end. easy way to avoid this problem is to just ditch it and say hi or hey by saying "thil!"
when ' is in a word, just pause for a second :)
"â ê î ô û" circumflex vowels indicate a long vowel sound instead of the typical short one
verb tenses guide cause I haven't inputted all the possible verbs and tenses: verbs ending in "ing"= [verb stem]'lim (speaking=zpeik'lim)
verbs for your own actions in present or for you=[verb] (I/you speak=ey/wiu zpeik)
verbs to describe the action of a third party or a group=a[verb] (he/she/they/we speaks=hei/chi/fei/vie azpeik)
verbs for anyone but in the past=[verb with the last vowel in the verb, minus the "'lim" ending, having a circumflex] (I spoke= ey zpeîk, she was speaking=chi azpeîk'lim) this circumflex is prounounced by using the long vowel sound (using the whole letter in the word) for the accented vowel. Ex. zuh-peh-[eye]k-'lihm
the future tense is non-existent if you want to speak of the future you have to use the verb for will (viel'lim) and use it before whatever present form of the word you want

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