This translator allows you to talk like Eridan from homestuck. Doubles w's and v's, and removes the g at the end of "ing" words. Removes punctuation. It is suggested that you only capitalize when you are trying to act out raising your voice. Oh, and don't use periods, for some reason periods are a type of punctuation that refuses to be removed.
Edit: I'm not 100% familiar with how exactly Eridan speaks, but I made it so certain words like "ring" or "bring" don't get the g removed from them as it just doesn't sound right to me otherwise. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, though. I also added a few extra things because I felt like it.
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